Hey everybody, the following is for tuition homework xD so dont bother reading, it is irrelevant. lol 

(for those of you who are still wondering what im doing, i have to printscreen this blog as part of my homework) do me a favour...dont read this!!!

 

Typical day. 8 feb 2007

Woke up this morning, found myself with an ache in my neck. It was terribly annoying, i couldnt look left or right or the pain would continue. Amazingly, i was able to crawl out of my bed and drowsily, i got changed and went to use the toilet. After having a large bowl of cereal, i went to brush my teeth and was ready to attend another day of school. 

When i arrived in the locker bay, i joined my group of friends and as usual, they were always laughing at hilarious events or something rather unusual. Nice, i had wider maths this morning, though it is hard, i enjoy it because i like the subject.

After wider maths, it was followed by double period of maths which was also something to have joy over. For the last 2 periods, i had geography and boring economics. My geography teacher just slammed us with an assignment, 'regions of the world'. How exciting, like i really want to find out about the regions of the world.

finally, the day was almost over, but sadly, it was ended with economics. The subject is tremendously hard, its all about bussiness and managing a bussiness well. The final bell rang, and thus school was finished, just cant wait for tomorrow!          

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mum! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

 

 

round 2. 3v3. WCD, SLAPPO, HAWKS VS MOBILA, MICHELLE, XINGER. bloodstrike, 5 secs freeze time. "oh i suck" MICHELLE said. XINGER had bought a machine gun sniper and had droped it and rushed. "XIN, NOOOO!!!" i warned. boom!! headshot by HAWKS and his deagle. =.=" .  " MICHELLE!!! cover each other" i screamed in my mic. boom!! headshot by WCD and his smg. (_ _")

 

"OMG, I HAVE A NOOB TEAM!! " i fustratedly say. bang bang bang!! SLAPPO assualt me from the back. i quickly performed a no-handed cartwheel whlist spraying. boom!! headshot SLAPPO with my m4A1. i scaned the sector. boom boom boom!! HAWKS'S DEAGLE!! "ouch uh eh oww ee!!" i shouted. after suffering major casualties, i took cover, reloaded and i leapt in the air whilst spraying. HAWKS saw this coming, he took great aim and just as he was about to shoot, STAB!! WCD had come from behind MOBILA and knifed him. "omg ian u fkn kser!!" HAWKS complaint. "sry peter, kevs such a noob XD." WCD replied. friendly fire was on and HAWKS had shotted WCD straight between the eyes. " so xin ur pants are blue?" MICHELLE said in spectate mode XD

XIN u noob!! i screamed in my mic. XINGER bought a para and rushed with a knife....he obviously got headshotted. SLAPPO reloaded and blew the smoke from the nozzle away from his sniper. 3v1.....MOBILA had no chance. he decided to camp.....(wat a noob). HAWKS saw him and dived horizontally in the air whlist firing with his dualies. MOBILA recieved major casualties and chose to spray, his m4A1. "rofl mc donald" he whispered to him self. he had flukishly headshotted HAWKS. 2v1....MOBILA rushed out to scan the area. stab!! SLAPPO had come from behind with his knife equiped. MOBILA quickly turn around and shot around his feet?? his mouse sensitivity was too high. faithfully, he was able to eliminate him from that round. 1v1....WCD V MOBILA. at 18 hp the player of MOBILA was shaking literally. all was silent, SUDDENLY, whilst MOBILA was camping, some ct player named 'michelle' had spawned right in front of him. WCD came from no where and he headshotted michelle and rushed at me and knife me. it happened in a split second..

 

this was bloodstrike btw =)

 

once upon a time, there lived 3 pros, WCD, HAWKS AND SLAPPO. everday they would come back from school and cs together. then one day there came this black guy name MOBILA. SLAPPO couldn't stop laughing at such a gay name and WCD kept headshotting him. MOBILA got really angry and called upon his ultra pro super friend XINGER. it was 3v2 MOBILA and XINGER were out numbered......too be continued